Saturday, July 24, 2010
Looks like I'm back here again. Now tumblr is being gay. Well, at least when one crashes I've got the other.
Lots of people react with shock when I tell them I eat the same thing everyday in school. Don't believe me? From the spice trail stall, Rice, Chicken and egg/fishcake. It costs $1.60/$1.20. I pay with a $2 note and take the 40/80cents that I receive as change and buy a soya bean drink. Almost everyday, I spend exactly $2 or $1.80. That's what I eat everyday.
Cool huh? I like routine.
Lots of people react with shock when I tell them I eat the same thing everyday in school. Don't believe me? From the spice trail stall, Rice, Chicken and egg/fishcake. It costs $1.60/$1.20. I pay with a $2 note and take the 40/80cents that I receive as change and buy a soya bean drink. Almost everyday, I spend exactly $2 or $1.80. That's what I eat everyday.
Cool huh? I like routine.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
WOW. Blogger has finally stopped being gay. But, actually I kind of like tumblr now. No, not that it's better than blogger, but I like seeing the Intervention or M107 whenever I log on. And more than that, I can set the background to anything I want.
So, I guess I'll be staying there. But, if you like, I might update this blog every once in a while, or I might move back totally.
Time will tell.
http://kukumaluishere.tumblr.com/
Oh and I'm posting right now. So, click the link.
So, I guess I'll be staying there. But, if you like, I might update this blog every once in a while, or I might move back totally.
Time will tell.
http://kukumaluishere.tumblr.com/
Oh and I'm posting right now. So, click the link.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Another Nerf war. It's amusing how 2 people can beat down 5. Sigh. This is supposed to be on Facebook but since I can't constantly edit a thread on a wall, I'll post it here instead.
People Attending;
Aaron Allwood, Michelle Muk, Dorothy Leong, Anne Lee, Clarissa Ngiam, Gordon Oh, Daniel Choo, myself.
People Assumed to be attending;
Elizabeth Goh.
Time: 11am to 2pm
Date: Thursday the 24th
Location: Pine Grove
No. of guns: 11
The girls need 2 more players, or else they're going to get whooped. Again.
Nerf war post updated.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
I'm too negative. Ask me to tell you one thing about someone and I'll come up with something bad, even for myself. Does it depress me thinking negative every single time? No. It doesn't, I do it because it's true. If it sucks, it sucks. Why try to cover it up for the sake of someones feelings? Especially if that is what needs to be said. Of course, there are the exceptions, I grant you that. But anyway, lets say, a girl asks me if a certain dress makes her look fat or not (assume it does). If I lie and say no, then how? She'll walk around in that dress that makes her look fat. How is that good?
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Ok seriously, I'm not talented in my Nerf rifles. Anyone would if they owned and used them for a long period of time. Well I suppose I am a gun junkie. No one would really spend lots of his own savings to buy more guns. But I've always been this way.
Thanks to my cell for writing on that blue paper. Even though I suppose Rachel or Paul put you guys up to it, it still made me smile. I bet Regina didn't write on it though. She seems to have something against younger boys.
Vanessa what's up with you? Reading your blog post about how you got no friends. Jeez man. The whole YE is standing in the same room as you every Sunday. Well I'm not saying you should stop classifying me into the 'Immature Morons' category, I suppose I deserve it but it's not like brooding around writing on your blogs gonna get you some friends.
I guess I can identify with you. I don't have a fixed group in 3C. Everybody in that class seemed to have set up walls to protect their cliques. It's like there's multiple Berlin Walls dividing the class into separate groups. I suppose I can make friends, I just have to try really really really hard.
All I'm saying is, try harder. And if you don't like being dragged around by your friend, then tell her. It's no use keeping quiet. It's not like she's got mind reading capabilities. You've got two options, in my view,
1.Tell your current friend you dislike being dragged around like a favorite doll.
2.Make new friends and ditch the old one.
3.Make new friends and keep your old friend.
Take option one and you might severe the connection with her. You can hope and pray she's understanding.
Option two means you pretty much ditch the old friend.
Option three is happily ever after
Oh well why do I bother. It's none of my business, and this might even cause a confrontation over MSN or sms. But I'm saying, try harder. Start small. Everybody loves pizza right? Even the Three Jerks.
Thanks to my cell for writing on that blue paper. Even though I suppose Rachel or Paul put you guys up to it, it still made me smile. I bet Regina didn't write on it though. She seems to have something against younger boys.
Vanessa what's up with you? Reading your blog post about how you got no friends. Jeez man. The whole YE is standing in the same room as you every Sunday. Well I'm not saying you should stop classifying me into the 'Immature Morons' category, I suppose I deserve it but it's not like brooding around writing on your blogs gonna get you some friends.
I guess I can identify with you. I don't have a fixed group in 3C. Everybody in that class seemed to have set up walls to protect their cliques. It's like there's multiple Berlin Walls dividing the class into separate groups. I suppose I can make friends, I just have to try really really really hard.
All I'm saying is, try harder. And if you don't like being dragged around by your friend, then tell her. It's no use keeping quiet. It's not like she's got mind reading capabilities. You've got two options, in my view,
1.Tell your current friend you dislike being dragged around like a favorite doll.
2.Make new friends and ditch the old one.
3.Make new friends and keep your old friend.
Take option one and you might severe the connection with her. You can hope and pray she's understanding.
Option two means you pretty much ditch the old friend.
Option three is happily ever after
Oh well why do I bother. It's none of my business, and this might even cause a confrontation over MSN or sms. But I'm saying, try harder. Start small. Everybody loves pizza right? Even the Three Jerks.
Another Luke and Gordon vs MGS girls Nerf war. It's amusing how 2 people can beat down 5. Sigh. This is supposed to be on Facebook but since I can't constantly edit a thread on a wall, I'll post it here instead.
People Attending; (so far)
Aaron Allwood, Michelle Muk, Dorothy Leong, Anne Lee, Clarissa Ngiam, Gordon Oh, Daniel Choo, myself.
People Assumed to be attending;
Andrea Lim, Elizabeth Goh.
People Assumed to be attending;
Andrea Lim, Elizabeth Goh.
Time: 1pm to 4pm
Date: Friday the 24th
Location: Pine Grove
No. of guns: 11
No. of guns: 11
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
I want a gas mask. 
Why do I want it? Well, I want to make a statement. I want to stand in the middle of a crowd that's smoking, and then pull out my gas mask and put it on. Wouldn't it be cool? Standing there making the breathing sounds. Having everyone stare because I'm such a weirdo.
The Lion
locked
The witch
in
The wardrobe
"oh my, i think i'm kinda addicted to twilight and stuff. i was totally "against" it but after watching twilight, i realised that it's incredibly awesome. haha! i'm now finding new moon. waiting for eclipse and breaking dawn to be out! so so excited! totally cant wait! wish me best of luck! i want new moon!"
That was Natalie (lin). I think it's Lin. Is it Lin? Haiz the Natalie that went to express and is friends with Cassandra something but ex-friends with Amanda Lai.
Anyway, don't start hating things for no apparent reason. If not you'll find yourself contradicting yourself and people start asking you all sorts of weird questions and accusations.
Haiz those MGS girls. I think MGS should be renamed Madly Guai School. You never hear all the weird slut stories you get from other girls schools like CHIJ and SCGS. And the girls are just a bit too violent. They don't have weird bitching problems like some others I know form CHIJ. And they don't lie about everything.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Canada is cool I guess. Like, literally. It's cold here. But not frostbite in your fingers cold. It just nips at your nose and extremities. Your feet and hands are permanently cold too. And it's always raining. Well most of the time. The clouds here seem to be on a mission to make me forget the sky is blue. Everyday they cover the sky, like some thick gray woolen blanket. Once in a while you get a few random hours of blue and sun, but they all go away quickly. It turns dark here only at 8 or 9pm. And, the timezone is different. If you're wondering, -11 hours from Singapore time or minus 3 hours from Singapore time and change the AM to PM. Anyway, it should be 2.46AM for you right now. It's only 11AM.
I suppose it' somewhat boring. Vancouver seems to be painted nothing but grey and the sky doesn't help. There is some sightseeing but nothing much, unless you like snow capped mountains that are barely covered in snow. Even if it's just the tips. One of the few good points I can bring up is that I bought Magstrike. Yes it's a Nerf gun. And yes I'm such an arse for buying it. But it's cool. Even if it's air powered and you need to pump it.
Tag more la your. Read my blog then never tag.
I suppose it' somewhat boring. Vancouver seems to be painted nothing but grey and the sky doesn't help. There is some sightseeing but nothing much, unless you like snow capped mountains that are barely covered in snow. Even if it's just the tips. One of the few good points I can bring up is that I bought Magstrike. Yes it's a Nerf gun. And yes I'm such an arse for buying it. But it's cool. Even if it's air powered and you need to pump it.
Tag more la your. Read my blog then never tag.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Ok update, from a few minutes ago lol.
Another girl has shown up and she looks uncannily like Regina. When I saw her I thought Regina came to Taiwan as well, shocked the hell out of me. But anyway, she's too tall to be her.
Another girl has shown up and she looks uncannily like Regina. When I saw her I thought Regina came to Taiwan as well, shocked the hell out of me. But anyway, she's too tall to be her.
Hey all you who read this blog. I'm typing this in Taiwan. Now wait I know, I am supposed to be in Canada. Well FYI I am in transit. So, I am blogging at some random free internet booth. And trust me, this keyboard I am using is frigging annoying. The keys are tiny and even now I am making constant typos. Moreover I cannot seem to find the aprostrophe button, and that is why you do not see any contractions. (e.g. youre, thats etc)
Anyway, I sat around wasting time for at least 6 hours. My mum told me that there was Free internet connection. Now, free internet connection means wifi, and wifi means surfing on your phone. Since I hate surfing on my phone, I did not do any net surfing. Thing is, my mum did say free internt connection, but not free computer use with internet. Like wth. Wasted my time.
Allwood said that girls in Tawan are hot. Well I suppose I half agree with him because there are two girls using the booth next to mine. Now hang on not supermodel kind of hot but one of them would be considered not bad back in Singapore. If you are wondering, she is, no, not Jennifer Aniston hot but Viena hairstyle kind of hot.
Whoops I am being a paedophile. But I am just saying, I see her, I think about her, then I forget her within minutes. See the difference? I am not being a Faisal here.
And, do not count on seeing anymore blog posts for a long while.
Oh wow I found the apostrophe button. Check it out: You're, Don't, That's, I'm.
Anyway, I sat around wasting time for at least 6 hours. My mum told me that there was Free internet connection. Now, free internet connection means wifi, and wifi means surfing on your phone. Since I hate surfing on my phone, I did not do any net surfing. Thing is, my mum did say free internt connection, but not free computer use with internet. Like wth. Wasted my time.
Allwood said that girls in Tawan are hot. Well I suppose I half agree with him because there are two girls using the booth next to mine. Now hang on not supermodel kind of hot but one of them would be considered not bad back in Singapore. If you are wondering, she is, no, not Jennifer Aniston hot but Viena hairstyle kind of hot.
Whoops I am being a paedophile. But I am just saying, I see her, I think about her, then I forget her within minutes. See the difference? I am not being a Faisal here.
And, do not count on seeing anymore blog posts for a long while.
Oh wow I found the apostrophe button. Check it out: You're, Don't, That's, I'm.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
She's dead. Amanda Lai as I know her is dead. People tell stories of how some friends change until they are unrecognizable and I always think, 'wow, work up the drama would you?". But reflecting made me realize such a story materialized with Amanda Lai. Frankly it was more fun with her around than Viena. Amanda had more intellect :) But everyone has their good points. And Viena is equally fun, though in a different way. I suppose it's too late to bring Amanda back. Leave her, she's gone. Maybe she'll hit a wall someday and turn back. The best thing to do now is hope and make sure Viena doesn't go down the same way either. And when I mean go down the same way, I mean don't go down the gangster way. You know what I mean. Smoke, drugs, sex, alcohol.
Bye Amanda. We'll probably never meet again.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Before you begin reading, I want you to read all the way to the end, even if you're angry.
Regina Pang, do you know how much I hate you? DO you? DO YOU?? You have no idea how much I detest you. Did you know I get irritated upon just seeing your face? I get pissed when you walk in a radius of 1m to me. DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY I GET WHEN YOU DARE TO SIT NEARBY? IT'S DISGUSTING!! YUCK! I WANNA PUKE!! I can smell you from the other end of the room and it gives me a headache. But wait, why do I hate Regina Pang? Ummm.......actually I don't know. I just hate her. I don't know why. I just hate her for no reason at all.
First of all, I feel an urgent need to establish the fact I didn't mean it. I don't hate Regina Pang and I don't crush on her either. I said all those to add effect and weight to this post.
Anyway, does this sound familiar? Hating for no reason at all? I think that honestly it's really, really, really stupid. And even if you do have a good reason to hate, is it the right way to treat somebody? Is it the Christian way?
All of us have reasons to hate. But is it correct? Hating will be the complete opposite of what we're supposed to do. How about instead of going to Heaven you take the complete opposite? You want? Of course not what. I mean, Regina means Queen of Heaven after all.
This story tells of a ambitious man who met a dean of a famous law college.
The young man told the dean that he wanted to study law.
Why?
Because I want to be a lawyer and become famous for my wit and eloquence.
And after that?
After that I'll write some law books.
And after that?
I'll become rich and famous.
And after that?
I can sit back and relax.
And after that?
I can grow old in comfort.
And after that?
After that.......I.....I suppose I'll die.
And, after that?
The young man could not answer. He went home with the question ringing in his head. What would happen after he died?
And what will happen after YOU die? I know.
You walk into a clinic and sit down. You breathe the cold sanitized air that smells like crap and await your turn to see the doctor. This clinic is new and has only been set up a few days ago. However, at that point, a man walks in and tells you that the doctor has absolutely no credentials. Surprised, you ask how he knows. He replies that it doesn't matter, but this 'doctor' has no degree, no scholarship no nothing. So, how is it this man can fancy himself a doctor with no degrees in medicine? Well, his uncle was a medical man, his father was a professor in medicine, his grandfather was a doctor, his mother was a nurse and he was born in one of the best hospitals in the world.
What do you think of such a doctor? You'd wonder how on earth is this guy stupid enough to think he's a doctor simply because his family is won't you? And you'll walk straight out of that clinic and probably file a complaint somewhere.
Of course, this is because you know very well that knowledge in medicine is not hereditary, it is not passed down. You learn it yourself. Just because your dad was a doctor it doesn't mean you're one too right?
And yet, how many of us Christians say we are Christians simply because our fathers and grandfathers were Christians too. Know this if you're dumb enough to think the above. God does not have grandchildren, only children. Faith is not hereditary, it is not passed down either. It is personal.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Do you honestly, honestly, honestly call this music? click the links
This is music? You call this music? This isn't music, it's a bunch of people supplementing beats. What's so nice about these songs? It's the beat. The guitars, drums, and other weird electronic instruments is what makes these songs so nice. But then, if all you like is the beat, then what's the point of the 'singers'? They shouldn't be called singers anymore.
Especially 3oh!3. Most hopeless moronic idiots ever. I mean, just listen; "Nice legs, daisy dukes that's how they come through" They aren't singing they are shouting those damned words.
Zhan Hao tried to defend heavy metal by saying there is actually a skill in shouting. Skill my ass. That's like saying you require skill to sweep the floor or use a rocket launcher in Halo 2. Come on anyone can scream and shout.
It's no wonder our parents can't appreciate our music. They don't understand that it is the beat you're after and not the 'singing'.
Of course, I am not turning my back on these songs, I'm just pointing out how easy it is to become famous in the music industry. you don't even need a talent in singing anymore! All you need is to dance well, be able to talk lots of shit and have an endless supply of hot girls in their underwear to supplement your so called music video.
This is not the reason why I have techno songs in my phone though. Why I have techno is because techno is easy to listen to. Anyone short of our parents can groove along to techno.
Music is shit. All those 'singers' are failures. In fact why they are famous is because they sold their souls to the devil. Think I'm crazy? Think again. This is very real. People sell their souls to Satan in exchange for fame and money. All these, called occultism, is actually just Satanism. Living your life for Satan. And IT IS NO JOKE.
Of course, all of you are too stupid to understand what I'm trying to say. You just think I'm an idiot. Nope. I'm afraid you're the idiot, but who cares? Rule number one.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Somebody once asked me, do you like talking to boys or girls more?
The politically correct answer would be boys, so I said boys.
But frankly, I rather talk to girls. Now wait a second I'm not a flirt. Let me explain why.
Don't you ever get bored of the things you do? When you see what someone else is doing you wish you were doing that. Take CCA for example. Kim wants to be in Red Cross. She's bored of NCC sea. But I'd bet my money that if she was in Red Cross she would have regretted and wanted to join NCC sea instead. See? Get my point? The grass is always greener on the other side metaphor applies here.
Anyway, my point is that, what's new and different from what you have or know well is, to your mind, better and more 'fun'. So, why I like talking to girls more is because I've been talking to boys for almost my entire life. And now I find it's nicer to talk to girls than boys because;
1.Girls have more verbal intellect.
Why?
In a verbal fight, they would stand their ground and fight it out to the bitter end. However, a boy would stupidly end the lovely argument with a 'f*ck you la' which is totally unintellectual and plain stupid.
2.Girls have different talking styles
Why?
This is interesting to me because when you have known and explored everything in boys conversations, another area, girls conversations is much more interesting. Because it's new. And unexplored.
3.Girls usually can understand what I'm driving at, even if they say it's too chim
Why?
Guys never understand. They just start calling me nerdy and too smart etc., failing to see my point.
Of course, for girls like Viena, I'm not referring to her because Viena you're kind of witless. Seriously. By witless I mean something like slow. Like really slow. You're flattered at ANYTHING I say and it's boring to argue with you. The only thing that's fun with you around is how I get to shoot you down about who is smarter.
But anyway, this is very general. Sometimes girls don't understand and guys do. Like Nick and Allwood. I probably can talk to them about lots of things both e.g. Celeste or Regina cannot fathom. So yeah. This is general, and definitely not constructed to insult anyone.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Do you know what many girls fail in? Tactical Nerf warfare. Seriously. They have only 3 actions, forward, backward and shoot. And even so they spend more time running backwards and almost every shot misses. Even at close range, they are liable to miss because they wield the Nerf guns with only one hand. The most complicated tactic I've seen them produce is; run forward, shoot, run back.
Even when I was outnumbered, all I had to do to win was, take a roundabout route or flank them, then shoot them leisurely in the back. I pulled off that tactic for every single match we had and they never once got it in their heads to make someone watch their backs.
Of course, there are those girls who do know and stand out. But these are somewhat hard to find. Most girls just point and shoot like automated sentry guns
It's actually quite amusing to see 6 girls trying to kill 2 guys and the two guys winning. So anyway, today is Wednesday, the same thing is going to happen on Thursday, tomorrow.
Monday, May 10, 2010
"i nvr buy anything for me ah D:"
Just one of the many examples of Viena's super fail grammar.
But don't worry Viena Xin Yi is much worse. Every single one of her Facebook wall post has some sort of error in it.
I suggest you do this, go to wiki and search your own name.
But wait, Viena don't bother because all you'll find is the history of the city Vienna which is somewhat boring for you.
Anyway, if you're too lazy, I'll tell you some of the results I got.
The name Vanessa was invented by the Anglo Irish write Jonathan Swift for Esther Vanhomrigh, whom Swift had met in 1708 and whom he tutored. The name was created by taking "Van" from Vanhomrigh's last name and adding "Essa", the pet form of Esther.
The name Paul is derived from Paulus, which means small or humble in Latin.
The name Aaron means 6 things
1. Pregnancy - In Hebrew
2. From the mountain - In Hebrew
3. High mountain - In Arabic
4. One of light
5. From Hebrew, possibly meaning "bearer of martyrs",
6. Related to the Ancient Egyptian aha rw ("warrior lion", or possibly "elevated", "exalted" or "high mountain").
Regina means queen or queen of heaven, which is rather boring, so I'll tell you what else the name has been used for.
1. A Canadian frigate
2. A steel canaler that sank during the Great Lakes Storm of 1913
3. A vacuum cleaner company
4. A Swedish model of a train
5. Suite of mathematical software for three-manifold topologists
6. 50 Infantry Division Regina, an Italian infantry division of World War II
7. A snake
8. Many other songs, plays and bands.
Mark means, consecrated to the god Mars [o.O]
Nicholas means, Victory of the People or Power of the people
Celeste shares her name with a porn actress
Jonathan means, God has given. Specifically, Yahweh, God of Israel, coincidentally my God too.
Constance, means constant (LOL)
Konstanz, a German city, is pronounced the same way.
Fiona is actually an invented name, but considered to mean white or fair
Rachel means either ewe, or one with purity
Carmen is an entire paragraph, so i'll copy paste from wiki;
Carmen is a unisex given name that represents two names taken as one. Its original root is Italian and Spanish, used as a diminutive nickname for Carmel and Carmelo respectively, from Hebrew karmel, "garden." The second and more recent origin is from Latin carmen, which means "song," "tune," or "poem" and is also the root of the English word charm. While in English the name is unisex, in Italian and in Spanish it is generally female.
Amanda means, having to be loved, deserving to be loved or worthy of love
Elizabeth or Elisabeth is the Greek translation of the Hebrew name Elisheva, meaning "my God is an oath, "God's promise," "oath of God," or "I am God's daughter."
Anne also spelled Ann is a form of the Latin female given name Anna. This in turn is a representation of the Hebrew Hannah or Hanani, meaning 'God has favoured me'
Gordon is thought to be Celtic for "great hill" from the Celtic words "gor" which means "great" and "dun" which means "hill".
"Ian", "Iain", or "Eian" is the Scottish Gaelic version of the name John.
Hubert is a Germanic given name, from hug "mind" and beraht "bright".
James means, hold the heel
Luke just means, bright. YEAH!
Know what reminds me of Jonathan Teo? Any CoD game.
Asience, reminds me of Viena,
A joke about fat people, Bryan Chua,
Rugby, Allwood.
Any CHIJ school, Regina.
Sardines, Kim.
Bikes, Ian Lim
Big Bird from Sesame Street, Hubert Lim.
Pac Man, Nicholas Tan(church)
Gandalf from Lord Of the Rings, my eldest brother
King Albert Park, the MGS girls.
Badminton, Lax Miaw.
I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, Amanda Lai.
Anybody who is a small kid and very annoying, Vanessa Ghui.
Socks on the arms, Vanessa CHIU(there, your identity hasn't been changed)
Joy Soh from Fairfield, reminds me of my cousin, Joy Loh in Canada.
Thirteen from House Season 5, reminds me of Constance
The Pink Panther, Huang Jinping
Thats about it.
Hey. I'm back from Nepal. And if you think I've changed, guess what? Nope. Not one bit. Didn't even change either physically or mentally. Yup, I'm still the same old spiteful guy who likes to ruin your day with sarcasm. So, don't expect any difference in me because I wasn't even tanned by the sun, nor had any sunburn or anything else. The only thing is that I managed to get a throat infection on the second last day and I brought it with me into Singapore.
Well I suppose the only good things I managed to bring back with me was a very powerful LED flashlight, a book on Gurkhas and an entire collection of House episodes ranging from Season 1 to Season 5. Yeah! House rocks. But sadly I left it in Zhan Haos(a roommate) suitcase and forgot to take it back at the airport. Of course, along with over a hundred photos in my phone and two videos.
I know all of you will be asking how was Nepal, so I'll answer your questions here and if you ask me in real life I'll just tell you read my blog. OK?
Anyway, Nepal was OK I guess, better than some other countries such as Cambodia. Temperature, was great most of the time. Usually it's perfect except at night, where it gets really cold without a jacket.
Weather was fine mostly, didn't rain throughout the whole week except twice, once on the second day and once more in the wee hours of the morning of the fifth day. But there was hail too, and it was pretty boring actually. All I got to see was puny pea sized balls falling and rattling against the corrugated roof. I picked up some by the way, the ice is really dirty, it's all opaque, not like the kind in your freezer, so clean and clear.
Lodgings, was alright too. I stayed at two different places, 4 days in a resort(Nagarkot) and the remaining 2 in a Kathmandu hotel called Manang. Other than having to put up with constantly wet toilets, daily blackouts and invasion of insects/arachnids, the hotel/resort was fine. Oh and did I mention? Whenever there was a freaking huge spider we caught it, trapped it in a matchbox and cremated it alive. And for your information, all the spiders and insects at Nepal have paid 50cents to be up-sized dramatically. However, it was fun to watch the spider die slowly or suffocate on the flames. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Food? Frankly it mostly sucked, the bread at Manang tasted weird. And at the resort it was always the same thing, red curry chicken with rice and some other dishes. However, there was one morning where we had omelettes for breakfast. That was fantastic. Especially after dumping salt and pepper all over it.
Roomings? My roommates were fine, Timothy Chiam and Zhan Hao. They're ok I guess, could be worse. We three shared some funny experiences, like when Chiam got so freaked out by a massive spider in the bathroom and me predicting that in a few minutes Zhan Hao would start swearing about the sudden lack of water while he was showering. (and he did, btw)
Scenery, was plain after the third day. Unless you like watching clouds, there wasn't much to see. I didn't really see the mountains properly either. All I managed to get was a shadow and an outline of what I thought was Everest. But even so, that lasted only a few seconds as there was a small break in the obscuring clouds.
All in all, pretty much ok. Nothing fantastic and nothing lousy. A balance.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Know what? I know ten correct facts about you.
Here are the 10 facts about you;
1.You're reading my post
2.Now your thinking that was a stupid fact
4.You didn't notice that I skipped 3
5.You're checking it now
6.Your smiling
7.You're still reading my post
8.You know all you have read is true
10.You didn't notice I skipped 9
11.Your checking right now
12.You forgot there were only supposed to be 10 facts
1.You're reading my post
2.Now your thinking that was a stupid fact
4.You didn't notice that I skipped 3
5.You're checking it now
6.Your smiling
7.You're still reading my post
8.You know all you have read is true
10.You didn't notice I skipped 9
11.Your checking right now
12.You forgot there were only supposed to be 10 facts
Thursday, April 29, 2010
My class form teacher has bothered to start this thing called the Angel and Mortal game. Oh come on it's so fail. Everything everyone writes is so nice and dandy, and on equally nice and dandy colorful paper.
I want to write something different. I shall be different. I refuse to follow the rules of the game, I refuse to accept the fact that you're supposed to be nice. I refuse to follow everyone else and I will use lousy foolscap paper instead of nice colored paper, just to be different.
I go out of my way to be different. I want to be. Isn't it all so annoying how people act so nice when they totally don't mean it? Oh please as if all those people who sing 'We are the World' actually give two shits about the environment.
Man's greed will always be greater than any other driving force. Right now, we could be curbing Global warming, and a meal could cost less than $1. The world will be a good place. But that will never happen. Why? Any motivation to do something, is always, always, ALWAYS outweighed by man's greed. Think, in a crisis, businessmen would still want to earn profits correct? No matter how dire a situation, men will still desire for profit of money. And that is why, no charity, no movement, nothing done out of generosity will ever work for extended periods. Unless of course it is backed by religion.
Yes, I can hear you talking about Service Learning. Oh shut up. Look, why we all do it, is because we don't have a freaking choice whether you want to do it or not. And moreover, even if that's not the reason, you do it for CIP hours, which ultimately still accounts to your greed. Almost everything you do for more money can point back to your greed.
The world will never succeed. Man is doomed. Humanity is ultimately shattered and there is no hope.
My brother told me this, it's a set of rules that can explains Man's erratic and idiotic behavior. But, he only told me one rule. And that rule is that;
Rule Number 1: "All people are morons, including YOU"
Yes. You, my friend, you are a moron. I'm more than sure you have done something completely moronic, and you probably know that what you're doing is moronic but yet you still do it anyway.
Rule number one explains almost everything. Why do people bother to burn paper for their dead ancestors? Rule number one. Why do girls wear FBT in cold weather? Rule number one. Why is it teenagers smoke and take drugs? Rule number one.
But what do you care? Yes, close this window and go back to your life of ignorance and stupidity and blindness. Go back and preoccupy yourself with whatever moronic things you need to do.
It's annoying when guys around me start showing off their masculinity. Of course, if it's only occasional then it's fine. But coincidentally, I overheard two ACSI boys talking about muscles on the bus. From their size and behavior, I guessed both were probably very active in sports, maybe rugby.
Anyway, they talked about the wimps in ACSI. They were saying how the smaller people are, the smarter they become. They then continued to say what losers these 'small but smart' people are. They said that those who think that just because they're smart they are better than them are so stupid and lame. These 'small but smart' people are just jealous of them(the 2 ruggers).
Well, wake up call for you two;
21 CENTURY DUDE!!
We are living in an era where brains matter, not how big your muscles are. If you still want to think that way then go live in a cave and pretend to be a Neanderthal.
Alright, I shall provide an analogy.
Take man and beasts.
1.The fastest dolphin can swim at top speeds of 56mph. The fastest man is only 2.29m/s
2.The bite force of a wolf is 1200lbs. Humans bite force is probably less than half.
3.The King Cobra can kill with one single bite. Much less can be said for humans.
4.An eagle can soar up hundreds of meters above the ground, but humans are stuck on the ground.(SHUT UP ABOUT AEROPLANES)
5.Polar bears have claws that kill with one swipe, but all we humans have are thin puny little white things that aren't even sharp.
6.Sharks have teeth that can regenerate, but humans have to brush theirs every night.
7.A cheetah can run to up to speeds of 70mph. Humans? Fail 2.4 all the time.
8.A human is almost defenseless again any animal without a weapon.
So then, you might really want to ask yourself why is it humans have manage to flourish all over the world? Why are we able to cut down whole forests and frighten animals with our guns and bulldozers? How have we managed to fly without any wings, or cross oceans without even swimming, or reach unnatural speeds, or even, cross the seemingly impossible boundary, the sky and above?
How? How? The answer is intelligence. We humans have intelligence.
So, now you see? Being intelligent is why we managed to rule the Earth. Not because we have the biggest bite, or sharpest claws, or fastest swimmers, but because we have brains.
So my point is, don't start saying you have lots of muscles and therefore you are much better than all those 'small but smart' people.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Guess what?
Nick and Aaron says I like Regina.
Regina and Eunice says I like the MGS girl.
Yi Xiang says I like Constance
The MGS girl thinks I like Viena
Nicholas Bee says I like Viena, Regina, Constance and both the MGS girls.
What is this man. Come on I can't like THAT many girls right? Or maybe I do :P
Solve this question and find out how many like me,
[(log10+lne)(3 x lne)] divided by 5.
Come on, the Regina incident? That was over looooonng ago.
Wait it didn't even start, nothing even happened.
Firstly, reply to Aaron: Of course Cartesian Scholar is Paul -.- Dude, how could it be anyone else? But perhaps it's not fair for you, because most of the names that Paul uses I know who it is straight away, it can be Paul and only Paul. Why? Because I'm his brother, like THE.
I read _____ blog. Constance told me to read it, and I did. All I can say is, OUCH. She never struck me as someone who has problems. Although of course, how can you expect someone to guess what she's like when the only words said to her is, "What's the first period today?"
Content rating:4/10
Blogskin rating:5/10
Content is kind of fail. All she ever writes about is what happened to her and her problems. But she does write in proper English, albeit some grammar mistakes.
Excerpt from _____'s blog;
"The pain is just too real. Even if there is time it will never heal. The scars will be there forever. Someone please save me from this world. I don't want to live anymore. I rather die. Everyday the situation is getting worst(grammatical error). I'm so sick and tired of everything. It's so suffering to live in this world.(grammatical error)."
She's suicidal. Although she says she is, I think she has enough self-control not to kill herself. And besides, she should know that even if she kills herself, she will be transferred from the flames of this world to the flames of hell, which frankly isn't any better.
So, world is shit. Hell is really hot shit. Which one you want? At least Earth has ice water. Suicide is no better than Earth itself.
Ok wait, I did not write her name because if you had family problems, you wouldn't want me writing all about it on my blog either. But fret not, she's someone from 3C. Of course, she's probably never going to read my blog anyway, but still, better to be safe.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Somehow the whole school is really hot on some Sec 1 girl named Sarah Tay or Tan or whatever la. Thing is, I don't see what's so pretty about her. My friends asked me to go and see her Facebook profile, which I did, and I also saw her from a distance away. Truthfully, what's so pretty about her? I don't understand. In fact some of the girls in 3C are 'better' than her. Not to mention church though.
I'm kind of sad for her though. Although she is pretty, or so others say, it is also a curse at the wrong times. Bet if you were pretty during the Japanese occupation you're done for if you're caught. Anyway, no doubt she will go through relationship after relationship, most of which will end in failure, and the rest just a dump. Only one will succeed, assuming she even manages to find the right person.
But by then, she'll have gone through so many relationships that by now she'll might not feel love properly. I don't really know how to explain, so just put it this way. Every time you get into a relationship, you give your partner a small piece of your heart. If you go around giving all these little pieces to many people, by the time you marry, there's nothing left. SO you see what i'm driving at? She'll probably suffer more than ordinary looking girls.
Of course, there's always the uncommon case where the 'chio' girl is smart and mature enough to realize this and avoid it. e.g.Regina
I really commend them because they're really smart.
Ok ok fine I salute them because it sounds like what I'm doing right now.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Display message of Constance Neo:
12 more days to Nepal! (;
Display message of Chen Chian:
13 more days to India!!'
These two people are separate and do not know each other, much less have each others e-mails. However, you can see that they have messages displaying the same thing. Wa lao wait la as in the idea conveyed is the same, I know it's not exactly the same.
Anyway, why so excited for what? Always the same. Everybody is so excited and I just go, Orh. Ok lorh. How do you guys get so excited? How? I don't understand.
Like when I told Aaron there was a trip to Sentosa with the YE. I didn't really see why he was so elated. I mean, I had to be dragged there! And of course, I didn't really enjoy it. In fact, my friend went to his friends house to play xbox. Now that I think of it, I think going with him would have yielded better fun.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Stop. Yes. Stop thinking about everything else. Forget what you're doing now, close all the other windows and focus on this blog post.
I ask you this one question; where will you go after you die?
Forget the world. Forget your unfinished homework. What will happen when you die? I pose this question to you. People like Viena, Kim, Bryan, Jonathan, Elizabeth.
Think. Where will you go? What will happen to you?
Atheism: You shall simply rot and be forgotten.
Buddhism: You shall be re-incarnated
Hinduism: You shall be re-incarnated depending on what you did in your life.
Islam: You shall go to a better place depending on what you did in your life.
So, that's what all the other religions and Science says will happen to you. And I respect that. If you sincerely believe it come to pass when you die, I am fine with that.
And so? What do you think will happen to you? What shall happen to you? Do you really really really believe what you say you are? Are you sure you will be re-incarnated? Are you very sure?
You who say you're Buddhist? You who say you're Islam? Hindu? Atheist? In fact, do you even do what your religion says you should do? Do you have any idea how many people I know who do exactly what their religion say is 'abominable'?
What do you think I believe will happen to me? No, I do not BELIEVE I will go to Heaven.
I don't just believe it. I KNOW I WILL. I KNOW. Do you understand the difference? When I die, I will be taken up to Heaven to be with my God and my Saviour and stay there for all eternity. Nothing will be able to take me away from Him. I shall not die. I WILL NOT DIE. I will simply be changed.
I'd like to finish off with one of the chapel services.
A pastor was born into a buddhist family. To make a long story short, what happened was that he was converted to Christianity secretly. Even so, his mother managed to find out by going to the temple and inquiring of the medium there. And then, the medium told her that he was filled with a spirit, and that there was nothing they could do to kick it out. Shocked, she did not understand how all the combined power of the gods in the temple could not kick out the one spirit. The medium finally answered, This spirit, is the spirit of the Most High God that we cannot touch.
You know what I thought when I heard this? PWNED. My God totally pwned that temple! HA! Who shall I fear? What obstacle can I not overcome with the help of my Lord and my Saviour?
I have hope. I have something you do not have. But wait, this hope is not something that is exclusive, it is not something that only religious people can have, it is something ANYONE can have. Absolutely anyone can have share in it. Even Osama Bin Laden can have it.
As long as you turn and sincerely repent, you will be forgiven. No matter the size and scale of your sins.
If you really felt something, tonight, just before you sleep, just ask,
"Is there a God? If you are real, then show yourself to me"
No need to even say it out loud. Just close your eyes and really ask in your heart, as if there is someone right there.
I hope you do accept. Then you can have the same hope as I do.
Friday, April 16, 2010
*Angel Michael walks into God's workshop*
He then notices God is concentrating fiercely on something.
A. Michael: "What's that you're working on Sir?"
God: "Oh this? This is my latest creation, set to be released into the world in the year December 1995.
A. Michael: "Really? Interesting. What will he be like? Is he smart? Famous? Handsome?"
God: "It doesn't matter, he's perfect, and I love him just the way he is."
A. Michael: "Well then he's pretty lucky to have one like You to love him"
God: "Yes indeed"
*A. Michael then catches sight of a pile of files and papers*
A. Michael: "What's this?"
God: "That, is my awesome plan for his life. His entire life is planned out, and I know exactly what will happen and when it will happen."
A. Michael: "But wait!" Michael cried in dismay, "it says right here he will not know you for 13 years of his life and moreover, he will disappoint you in many times of his life!"
God: "It doesn't matter. His sins do not matter. I know he will turn and call on my Name. He will not know me for 13 years because he will be too young to understand. But when he is 13 I will wake his spirit. He will be my servant and I shall be his God. His weaknesses will be made perfect in me."
A. Michael: "Is he really that important to you?"
God: "Of course. From birth I have set him apart for my work. From birth I already know him."
This is just a little bit of my imagination. Sometimes I think about how God made me and I think of the above.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Why is society is always demanding young people to be more mature? Right now, If I do something stupid, people will say, Luke, upper sec already still like that.
But then, If i was sec 2 or 1, they would go, Luke, Secondary school already still like that.
And if i was Primary 6? They would go, Luke, Primary 6 already still like that.
And then, if I was primary 1, they would go, Luke, Primary school already still like that.
And if i was in kindergarten? They would go, Luke, You're not a baby.
But when you reach adulthood, it's no more mature or immature, you're just an asshole.
Obviously, everything babies or toddlers do is right. So nobody scolds them by age scolding. But essentially, you can see how lame it is. As long as you're above 4 years old, you are expected to be mature. Why? WHY??!!! WHY????!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?
Everyone knows that nobody really fully matures until he's 25 at least. Maturity cannot be sped up, nor can it be slowed down. So why does everyone expect you to behave in a way you're not? I mean, I understand if somebody like Wei Quan, he's already 15, and he still likes KC and talks like a P3 kid. But if you are expected to be something you're not, that's stupid.
Honestly, I don't care if anyone starts telling me I'm so immature because I mess with Nerf guns. So? SO?? SO??!?!?!?!??! WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT ABOUT YOU, YOU VERY MATURE MEH? You yourself always go around, pretending to be homosexuals and talking about sex, LIKE THAT VERY MATURE MEH? Tell me, which one truly sounds more mature in the head to you? The one who plays with Nerf guns for fun or the one who fantasizes about sex and behaves homosexually when he isn't?
I play with Nerf guns because it's fun. Everybody knows, that boys like to shoot each other. It's just part of us males, it's hardwired into our brain to love violence, war and weaponry. And besides, there are people who Nerf with me who already finished NS, and even more so, others already in the working world. Why judge by age? All males like to shoot each other with something.
On the contrary, those who like to talk about sex and porn, is that mature? Society says yes, I say no. The fact that they like to talk about sex and porn just proves hormone levels are up and that physical puberty had begun. But no, mental puberty has NOT yet begun. Unless you are going to tell me that God created puberty intending it to be a period where most boys become pervs. Is being perverted part of God's plan of creation? HECK NO! God wants us all to be pure in mind and body. Being perverted is definitely no way to please God.
Isn't it so obvious who is truly mature and immature? And now, the girls who called me immature in Primary school, now I turn and laugh at them. They have matured, but not fully. HA! When I walk past them, they still behave childishly. Girls like Andrea. Still behaving so girlishly. When girls are super girlish or bimbotic, it's two causes. Either they're just immature OR they have been boy deprived.
Elis also just told me about Xiaxues' blog. It's essentially just some girl, who dyed her hair blonde, blogging/complaining about random things. In many ways her blog is like mine. Except I don't have pictures of myself all over it, I definitely have more words in one post than her and I most definitely do NOT praise myself,
Excerpt from Xiaxues blog profile,
"I'm am awesome blogger and my awesomeness is impossible to summarize into this tiny space"
"You know you love me, you just need to keep reading"
I have absolutely nothing against her, but yet, look at that profile? A bit self praise. And besides, she photo shops her own photos. Truthfully, yes, she's pretty, but yet, bring it back down to earth and she's just an ordinary girl. She's the kind of girl, that definitely joined either facebook, Twitter or Myspace. She also definitely takes pictures of herself, surely uses all sorts of emotes in a MSN conversation or at least used to. Haiz. Your all know what I'm talking about la. The typical girl. Know why her blog's so famous?
1.She's hot.
2.She types good English
3.She just got a chance
She's not THAT good, she just got a chance, that's all. A chance is what makes you famous, not how good you are.
But however, I do not think I am better than her. I like her blog content, it's a little short but good. But I think I'll prefer more words than pictures though. Besides, it's not like my blog is good enough to become famous throughout Singapore. You all know I go for content and that I don't give half a shit about templates and all that unimportant nonsense. And I really don't give a single shit about my template. Amanda did it for me, and I don't bother.
Am I weird? Sometimes I think I have too many eccentric habits. Like having weird ringtones and loving to paste weird signs everywhere. Especially weird ringtones, all of you know how weird my ringtones get. For my message tone was a MRT recording. Now it's some martian call. Which is all really weird la.
But do you actually know why I bother to do all these eccentricities? Well in truth I do all of these just to be different. Ever since I was born I always wanted to be different from the crowd. What the crowd indulged in, I stayed out of it and criticized those who indulged in it and liked those who didn't too. Most of the weird things I do is to be different. How many people out there have a MRT message alert? I feel different from people when I do things like that.
But however, I also dislike being exampled as a role model. For example, if my english compo was really good, then my teacher shows it on the projector and everyone starts going, "Wow Luke! Great Job!" That's when I start feeling embarrassed. I don't really know why either. I want to be different from others, but when I get exampled for it, I feel embarrassed.
Elis just told me I should blog more. When I asked why, she said because I blog good stuff. Well, truth be told there is actually nothing worthy on my blog. Scroll down and read, really read. What is there? It's actually nothing but complaints, rants, criticism, insults and others. But then, why is my blog so nice? Well the answer is that, all I do is take the complaint, and blow it up to make it seem like it's really a big deal. In between, I keep giving analogies and comparisons. And then, I finish off by making it seem really like it's a big deal. Also, I decorate it by typing proper english(except for a bit of singlish la) and using violent words where necessary.
So you see, there's actually nothing on my blog. I just have a talent of making something that's completely irrelevant, linkless and illogical seem realistic, practical and logical.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Hey wait people, in my previous post, I didn't say I'm totally right. Didn't I say I'm far from perfect too? I know half the things i say are insults and the other one quarter is sarcastic and the remainder is template conversation.
You think I don't know how much i sting? I do know. I'm sorry everyone, that was when I didn't know it was wrong. I'll make an effort to change. But yet Aaron, my point was just that, during Good Friday service you kept laughing with Nick. What's that supposed to mean?
*This is just meant for 3H people, so others reading, up to you to read*
Hey, you.
Yes you. Who do you hate most in the world?
Hmm. Amanda Lin? You hate Amanda Lin?
Ahh. I see.
So you hate her? You hate Amanda Lin?
Why do you hate her?
What? Oh she's annoying.
What did she do?
Huh? She screamed in class?
Oh ok.
Why do you hate/dislike her so much?
Right, you repeated yourself. She's annoying.
Can you come up with another reason?
Can you? CAN YOU?
You can't.
Why can't you come up with another reason? Why?
She's annoying,
she's..... um,
she's...
she's what? WHAT?!!
Can't come up with another good reason can you. Do you know why?
Because there is no other reason. I bet you hate her only because Jeremy and Quincy hate her. But what reason is that? You hate because others hate her. Is that a proper and valid reason?
Yes, she screams very loudly, and yes, she's always winking and 'flirting'. Yes, i know that. That's being annoying. But wait, how about you? WHAT ABOUT YOU? Are YOU annoying? Are you? Yes you are. You irritate her, provoke her, oppress her, bully her, insult her. And YOU DARE TO SAY SHE'S ANNOYING.
How dare you. How dare you insult somebody and say she's annoying, when you yourself is ten times more annoying than her. What has she ever done to you? Yes, she winked and screamed, but why'd she do it? Because you provoked her first didn't you? Therefore it's your fault.
And besides, in what other way has she been annoying? She screams, she flirts, and? AND?!! there it is again. What has she done? The question should be what have YOU done?
You have jeered at her,
you have bullied her,
you have flipped her table and chair flat on the floor,
you have thrown her books into the bin,
you have taken her bag and threw it up to a place where she cannot reach.
You laugh at her distress.
You smile at her protests.
You would dearly love to see her cry.
You insult,
You treat her cruelly,
You ostracized her,
You bully her,
Everywhere she turns, she is denied social access.
And yet, through all this she smiles. Truly, she has more strength than the whole class combined. SHE HAS MORE STRENGTH THAN YOU. She is insulted, she is oppressed, she is ostracized, but yet she comes to school everyday with a smile.
She is stronger than you. Can you greet those who hate you? Can you smile through hatred? Can you answer kindly to those who insult you? No. You can't. I'm sure you can't.
HA. You who call yourself a Christian. You who say you love God. Ever read the verse that says,
"The insults of those who insult you have fallen on Jesus"
You who say you love God, yet you boast in the fact that you wrote the words,
'Amanda Lin sucks'
What have you done? You have just insulted Jesus. Do you realize what you have done? You have taken away your portion in Heaven. Forget Amanda Lin, she has received her reward, God has stored up great treasures in Heaven for her. But can the same be said of you?
Did Christ behave like you did? Did he make fun of people? No. Do you know what being a Christian is? What does the word Christian mean? Christ-ian. Understand? It means that you are called to be a mini Christ. You are to imitate Christ.
So did Christ make fun of people? No. I don't think I need to remind you that Christ hung out with undesirable people.
Then, as you finish reading this blog post, what are you going to do? Are you going to do nothing? Are you going to just sleep and forget it? Or are you going to change your attitude? Are you going to end the day with your bible?
As you go to sleep tonight, ask yourself if bullying Amanda Lin and then saying you love God matches perfectly.
And for everyone else who is already following Christ, ask yourself the same thing.
Especially you Aaron Allwood. I understand if service and the pastor is boring, but aren't you talking a bit too much? With all due respect Aaron, if you're proud to be Christian as you say on your blog, does it match with being noisy during service? Does it match with joking around with Nicholas while the pastor is speaking?
I myself do not claim to be spotless. I am nowhere near spotless. But I'm working on it(with God). Are you?
There is no excuse. Either you forget God and go back to sinning or you keep moving on.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Updated 3 times. Scroll and see.
Random Point: Viena thinks I'm living in self denial. Her 3 points of argument;
1.I'm very stupid.
2.I went to express because she gave me chance, she scared I cry
3.I'm so stupid I don't realize I'm stupid.
What am I going to do? Well I'm not going to do any rebuttals because the facts are begging to scream who is right. I mean, just look at her profile and decide for yourself.
'Ellos . My name is viena :) I am full of crap . Therefore i have many good friends. I love school ! Its somehow fun with our chaotic classmates and irritating teachers . I am very hardworking. I am also quite smart. Just that i am dumb after school hours. I love Singapore, too many nice food already. I am from fairfield. I am also currently learning drums and is dying for a drum set. I have a obese dog too . Who very cute . Do not believe kimbelyn. My dog is not fierce.'
AND, another one which she used against me in an argument
'for a dumb person cannot admit ios dumb is very dumb of the dumbs'
Her profile is written in point form. -.-
That sentence just makes me crack up.
The facts are crying out. Can't you hear it?
I bet you can't play CoD well. I bet you can't finish two page chemistry homework in 10mins. I bet you can't visualize what goes on inside a gun. I bet you can't do a lot of things i can do.
But you can do something I can't. You can enjoy the company of people around you. Me? I can't do that. When i go out with people, I just CANNOT enjoy being around. The problem is that I usually don't say anything and when I do it's either an insult or a template kind of conversation. I feel inadequate all the time. What I mean is that, I just feel I'm not good enough amongst a group of people. How do I feel good enough in a group of people? Well either I help them in some way or make all of them laugh.
Why is it I feel inadequate all the time? It just stems from who I am. As the MGS girl put it, Luke has a mental problem of inadequacy. Well she HAS a neurotic problem that makes her say irrelevant and random things all the time. But never mind that's off point.
Lets say I'm eating dinner with the YE. Essentially what I do is nothing. Even if Aaron is around I still get bored. And the chicken rice sucks big time. Which makes everything worse. Haiz. Stupid cheapskate China chicken rice.
Anyway, I like being selective of who I talk to. I just can't stand it when somebody is talking to me in template conversations. It never means anything. It's just so fake. Even more so I dislike it when some girl tries to flirt with me. And that happened by the way. That girl probably thinks I'm the weirdest guy on Earth but I don't care. She was flirting for attention, and I think I would rather direct my attention at someone else.
What did I do? Well I just told her, "Turn around and walk the other way, I'm not your boy toy."
Kind of crude. But sometimes it's best to just be upright frank and not to pussyfoot around how you really feel.
Extract taken from Aaron's blog; (http://www.kumquatsftw.blogspot.com/)
'The rest of the day from there was really great because i got to make new friends and went to Yenyi's super gigantic church again.
So then i went back with Vivian and Datina we went all the way back to pasir ris to get seats which i didnt mind because i didnt wanna go home so early. then i did some homework and stuff and then i was talking to the 2 of them the rest of the way. i really wished that day wouldnt end. it was really fun and everything.'
1.He made new friends.
2.He went out with a bunch of girls he didn't know
3.He talked to two girls on the way home
4.He really enjoyed his day with the bunch of girls/guys.
Those 4 things are something I cannot do. I think I'll be bored la. Talking to anyone I don't know, especially girls, is too much effort for me. First you have to break the barriers using template conversation. Then it takes a long while to get comfortable.
Then, you might ask why I can talk to Viena. Well, the answer is I don't truly talk to her, all we say to each other is she calling me a moron and me saying she isn't a girl but a boy.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Oh look it's Avatar.Solarise+Negative=FTW
Bet you didn't know this. Did you know, according to ancient Chinese traditions and taboos, never take a picture with three people in it, or else the person in the middle will be possessed by a demon or something.
So, looks like Hui Hui better be careful where she goes to.
Anyway, I can't believe Regina still bothers to read my blog -.-
How did I know? Well she asked me remove that photo of her(see above), saying she looks very unglam in that photo.
Why do girls always do that? Say they look unglam in any photo no matter if it's good or not. Then, what constitutes a good photo of e.g.Regina? What you want? Hair in perfect order and straighter than a ruler? Perfect smile with teeth aligned? Fringe exactly 3 mm above eyebrow? Wa lao this is what? Precision modelling ah? Sounds more like calculating the dimensions of a building to me.
Regina? A model? *coughs, chokes and splutters*
Nah just kidding. Don't be angry Regina.
Anyway, I'm sure you all see my point. How good do you want to look? Just accept that photo la. Ugly then ugly la. Besides, if you refuse to accept that you're not as pretty as you think you are, that's living in self denial.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Well, a lot of people think I'm anti social, especially when I refuse to greet and go out with people. Therefore, I shall declare I am not anti social. What I am is just different. See, people say hi to me, but what for? When I sit alone, they ask me to sit with them. So? It actually doesn't mean anything. Why they ask me to sit with them, is actually simply their conscience pricking them.
e.g.
"Hey look, it's the guy that always sits alone, I should go ask him to sit with us on the pretext of being friendly."
The point is, their so called friendliness is merely, a what? A pretext of being friendly. It doesn't mean anything whatsoever.
And besides, once the lonely guy is sitting with a group, then the person that originally invited him starts talking to his own friends, leaving the lonely guy even more lonely than ever because he is left out in a group. Isn't that worse?
Therefore, why i refuse to sit with my new classmates is because I do not see any friends coming in from that direction.
And, why I dislike going out, especially to dinner is because, I get really really bored. Everybody is doing something I dislike. Here is a typical situation at Nat Ghui's house. There is Aaron playing the guitar, I can't play. There's Nat and two others playing Top Spin. I hate that game. Max and a few others are upstairs reading, playing board games and using the computer. All the girls are talking. I find all of these boring. Then? What do I do? Well I sit on the sofa and watch people play Top Spin, or, sometimes they tune into ESPN, a sports channel and watch tennis. I FREAKING HATE ALL THIS. I sit there and count down the hours.
That is why I don't go for dinner with the YE. That is why I go home and use my com instead. My com has never let me down. I can entertain myself in all sorts of ways.
Even if MW2 is not working, I can play MW1. Or, I can play CoD5. Or, I can watch a movie on my com. Or, I can play Tiberium Wars. Or, I can update my blog. Or, I can bloghop. Or, I can search Wiki. Or, I can just surf Youtube. It's an endless list of what I can do. And it's way better than sitting around and watching tennis. Trust me on that.
Now, why do i not say hi? Why do I refuse to acknowledge you outside school? Why do I refuse to mindlessly praise babies? Well see here, I just refuse to listen to social laws. Now wait a second, I said social laws. Social laws include things like,
1.When two people who vaguely know each other meet, they must talk, even if they share a mutual dislike.
2.Nobody must ever sit alone.
3.Say hi or you die.
4.If you want to talk to a stranger, you must use these templates;
-What school you from?
-What games you play?
-Where you live?
-You got e-mail?
5.When a young kid does something, no matter how bad it is, it's good. And if you don't agree, you're an ass.
I hate the 4th law especially. It's just so mechanic and the two people talk in short, broken sentences. And, it's just so meaningless.
So, what I do, is just ignore these laws. In fact, these laws just create awkwardness. I avoid this awkwardness readily. Of course, the awkwardness reaches a point where the two people finally get comfortable, but still, it's irritating.
Another thing is toddlers and the way society shields them. They can literally get away with anything. No matter what they did, it's alright. Shielded by their infancy, they can do whatever they want. They can assault someone and nobody will really blame them. If they paint a piece of shit, people will just smile at their innocence. Even the government cares. They will try so hard to get a baby born into the world. They will fund mothers who have babies that are dying, maybe the baby might survive and experience life. But then, the moment you're born, the government doesn't give a shit about them.
I'll give you a real life example using somebody like Regina. Lets say, I have a Nerf rifle with me. And i run around and start shooting people in church. Of course, if i'm 7 years old, I'm sure someone like Regina would just smile. But if i'm 15, she'll start going, "EH! GROW UP LA LUKE!" See the difference? Can you see the scene unfolding?
Anyway, I don't understand why people are always telling teens to behave maturely. Maturing is something that cannot be speeded up nor slowed down. If you are immature, you are immature. Nothing the people around you say can change that. Why do you bother to try to act old? Most people spend half their life acting old and the other half trying to be young. Don't you know that maturity never really develops fully until at least 20? Why bother trying to go faster? If you force teens to be mature? What you're actually doing is restraining them. They will feel that the world around them is far too serious.
Of course, I don't think any of you really got my points. But just know, I avoid awkwardness. And I like the way I behave.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
I was Nerfing today, and coincidentally, Clement somehow managed to assume I'm a sec 4 who just finished O levels. I mean what the hell la. How can I pass off as a sec 4? Also, when i was playing CoD multi-player, this guy who added me didn't believe i was only 14. Why? Well because the way i talked to him was far too mature for a 14 year old boy.
Coming to think of it, a lot of people say i don't act my age. Is that true? Well i went around asking some people, and most of them say that i do NOT act my age, because i'm like really selective on who i talk to. However, it's not easy to get people like Aaron and Regina to answer you properly. Because trying to get answers from people like them is like trying to run through a brick wall. They're so annoying when they give dead end answers.
Anyway, Rachel did give some good reasons, here's why,
First, when i asked her if i act my age, she answered me, yes and no.
"sometimes you are rebellious for the sake of being diff and essentially you want roughly the same thing as a normal person would but no in that you are more mature in your thinking, like in the way you communicate with people and the way you understand them. But intellectually you're quite ahead of your peers generally"
And then, she elaborated why I am mature in the way I communicate
"I dunno if 'well' is the right word. You're on a different level than your peers are and you're also very selective with who you respect and you will show it to"
However, Viena thinks I'm am only mature on the surface, but once you get to know me well I'm actually still very young inside.
Aaron thinks I do act my age. Like in the way i talk and behave.
I don't really know. Am i too mature for my age? You say.
Speaking of Nerf, it was really fun today. Used my modded Recon too. And they all thought I was a big joke because I sneaked right behind someone and shot him. It was like a super cheap kill, but still funny. Funniest part is he never knew who shot him.
That's how i love it. Sneak out, back stab someone and then run for cover. Best way to stay alive. Damn i really love back stabbing people. I got a double kill when i did that btw.
How did it happen? We were playing teams of two, so my partner distracted another pair, then i went behind them and killed them both. Lolz. Free kill la. But sadly my partner got hit while doing the distraction. Because of that I didn't win, for although i managed to back stab one more guy, the last surviving pair hunted me down with Raiders, and there's nowhere left to run. Outgunned, Outnumbered, Out of ammo and nowhere to run, of course lost. But i still felt good about the hilarious free kills.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
So sad. Today a gym instructor came down to Fairfield to teach us some kick boxing. Expectedly it was a failure. I tell you he wasn't teaching anything, it was more like a performance. He was just up on stage doing his kung fu nonsense and everyone below was laughing at his fats and his hairless armpits. Kind of sad really. Nobody was doing anything and yet he was going like, "Yes! Yes! Awesome!"
What the hell la. Another one of Fairfield's wannabe events. I tell you sure waste time one. I'm not being ungrateful here but if you want to have programs where students get a break from normal classes, kick boxing is one of the things you DEFINITELY should not do. Who the hell wants to kick box anyway? We might as well spend the Class Contact period having games. Or maybe we should all sit in the hall and watch funny videos. Or maybe even a movie. Or in fact, why not just let the students do whatever the hell they want in the hall? That's what we all really want. We all just want to chill out somewhere with our friends.
I was watching TV a few days ago and saw the "We are the world" song. I tell you, complete crap. THAT BLACK GUY SINGING REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!! Not for racial reasons but his complete hypocrisy. In fact everybody singing in that gay ass song pisses me off. The lyrics, We are the world, so we should start giving. I SLAP YOUR FACE LA GIVE WHAT.
I bet all those moronic arse face singers went home in their Porsches and Lambos. Did they take the bus to conserve energy? No what!! I bet they went home and did absolutely nothing to save the world. Almost ANYTHING that is not supported by God, especially Charity organizations, are failures. Oh yes of course, there's some random Buddhist thing out there, but still, you always always always hear about corruption and keeping donations for themselves.
I HATE HYPOCRISY. SLAP YOUR FACE LA ANYHOW SAY WE SHOULD START GIVING.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
The thing about a relationship is..... nobody knows what the heck you're supposed to do. Even those who been in one miraculously don't know how to explain what you're supposed to do. I mean what the heck. How can you not know??? YOU'VE JUST BEEN IN ONE!!
Anyway, what are you supposed to do? Mostly it's just talking a lot, going out to watch movies, having sms sprees, eating meals together and giving gifts and occasionally hugs and kisses. What? Is that it? Huh? I don't understand, that doesn't sound anything like a relationship, it just seems like an improved version of friendship. Or perhaps an intimate version of friendship. Is that all love is? A step higher from being friends? That's all? Then it really seems like nothing like what the massive screen in my house shows all the time.
Anyway, anyone who is mature should have perceived by now that love is nothing like what TV shows. Love similar to the one shown on TV is fake. It's just a infatuation, once the guy gets what he wants, then it's bye bye to the girl.
Speaking of girls they don't seem to know anything at all. Or they don't seem to be able to explain their emotions and their emotional actions. Through experience and hearsay, girls cannot explain their own emotional thoughts.
For example, lets say a girl is avoiding her ex-boyfriend. When asked why, she said she felt embarrassed around him. When asked why she felt embarrassed, she said what all girls say, "I don't know leh"
Another one, when asking a girl why she likes a guy, she doesn't know why. When pressured for an answer, the most you'll get is, nice, cute or mature. Therefore, girls don't seem to understand why they like a guy. When they can't tell you why they like you, forget the whole thing and reject the girl asking you out.
Why? Simple, since she cannot give a proper reason why she likes you, then there is nothing to it. It is a mere infatuation, or rather, she has nothing but a crush on you which we all know are very very very bad starters for relationships. And infatuation is even worse, once you get what you want, you'll lose interest. That is why people always get emotional scars, because they did not ask themselves whether it is nothing but infatuation. And then they acted on that infatuation, asking the person out. Of course, we all know it'll end in break up.
ARGHH sometimes i wish girls would stop pussyfooting around and say what they think. You hate me then so be it, i'll avoid you. But how can i avoid you when i don't know? You have to tell me. Be frank, it's better to do it and then the person you hate will avoid you forever and you will find peace.
Thinking through, i realize i am not Viena's friend at all. I am not Kim's friend. I am not Xin Yi's friend. I am not, and never will be. Of course, i still consider Jonathan, Bee and Bryan my friends. But the others? No. We aren't friends at all. What kind of friends call each other moron and make fun of each other all day? No. I am definitely not friends with Viena and never have been. We are more of quarreling partners. We just talk to each other so we can argue away.
However, i do think people like Constance, Ian, Regina, Eunice possible friends. We could be. I'm just lazy to make the effort of talking. And i'd rather avoid the akwardness. Like the lack of common things to talk about.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Haiz. Foreign workers. Terrible i tell you. Especially foreign workers working as drivers. Today, on the bus 61, there was this Indian guy driving. At the first bus stop, he stopped as per normal, but then, just as someone was getting off, he suddenly moved it a few inches.
To me, i think that the driver must have accidentally slipped his foot off the brake, or slipped it onto the accelerator. Even so, the inertia of the stop start motion was enough to cause the person getting off to slip and fall off. You know the step there? Yah. That's where she slipped.
Yeah but after that, her husband, suddenly boarded the bus via the exit and shouted, "WHAT THE F*CK!!!" I guess if anyone of you saw your wife slip and nearly fall while CARRYING your daughter, i think you would have boarded the bus and gave that driver a punch. I'm not saying he was justified in shouting that vulgarity, but he shouted it on a very strong impulse.
Then, the bus driver slammed the short knee door beside him open and walked out to confront the guy who shouted at him. Too bad i didn't hear what was said. It would have been interesting.
However, i considered him not too bad yet, seeing he had a long day and he probably was tired and had a lot on his mind. But later, when he drove past a bus stop, someone pressed the bell and he didn't stop. Then, the woman suddenly said loudly, "eh eh why never stop oui?!". So, what he did next really surprised me. He just pulled up on the side of the road as if it's his grandfathers road. He opened the door and the woman got out. Shocking i tell you. India's roads must be terrible.
So, for those of you who didn't really get the story, first, the driver moves the bus and causes someone to slip. The persons husbands boards again and shouts. The driver gets off and confronts him. The driver gets back in and drives on. Later, he didn't stop when somebody pressed the bell. He pulled over to the side of the road.
Anyway, here's another situation. Lately, the Nerf wars i've been holding are kind of fail. All because everybody just wants to shoot me. Why? Because i've been the boss. But please, somebody has to be the boss. Someone has to go tell them, hey go pick up the darts. Since everybody is playing with my guns and my darts, don't i have a right to remind them to pick up my darts? Someone has to push them right? If not we'll all just sit around waiting for one another.
Since all of you keep asking about the MGS girls, fine i'll say how we met ok? First, some random person called me. She dialed wrong number, anyway, she started messaging me, and that's how it took off.
AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND NOTHING WILL. I'M NOT HITTING ON HER OR WHAT. ALL WE DID AND WILL DO IS JUST SMS. THAT IS ALL. SO SHUT UP ABOUT THE MGS GIRLS, ESPECIALLY AARON, REGINA, EUNICE AND SO ON.
Anyway that's one of them there, in my cbox calling me an ass. Just like Viena and Kim. Except Viena and Kim are more flowery
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Being too smart is bad. Hang on wait i'm not saying education is ruin, but being too smart is really bad.
e.g.
2x+2x/12+4
My first thought? Log it. Eh? Wait cannot, i think suppose to do completing the square. Eh wait wait also cannot. So how? Oh yahhhh suppose to times until common denominator and then simplify.
See? A simply secondary 1 question made me think for at least 2 minutes. I take a lot less when figuring out how to do A maths questions.
Really, got nothing much to say. Holidays are the worst time for you to blog about something.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
